Rest In Peace, Michael Turner
Havin been too busy to check out my internet yesterday, I just found out that Michael Turner passed away this past Friday .
37 is just too damn young to die.
I was never the greatest fan of Turner's art, and in fact was a frequent critic. But there were some covers he did that I really liked. I remember a particular cover he did for DC Comics where I felt he really hit it out of the park.
Sadly, it's also appropriate for this occasion.
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Sunday, June 29, 2008
Rest In Peace, Michael Turner
Thursday, June 26, 2008
My "Most 90's Cover Ever" Submission
Once again, Chris Sims comes up with a cool contest, and once again I'm sucked in.
I know I've probably lost already, but here goes nothin'....
I submit this cover as "Most 90's Cover Ever" because:
1. It has "Blood" in the title.
2. It has "Strike" in the title.
3. It has a guy in a Wolverine-style mask.
4. The leader of this group is wearing pouches, thigh straps, a Zartan mask, and about 100 pounds of weaponry on his back.
5. Plus, he has an ass-length ponytail.
5. It was drawn by Liefeld stand-in Dan Frega, which means....
6. The women have massive... endowments, waist sizes that suggest a complete lack of internal organs, and a serious case of scoliosis.
7. Tiny feet. Tiny, badly drawn feet.
9. It's an Image comic.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Foibles of the Reconstruction
In her always-entertaining "Green Lantern's Butts Forever" blog , Sally P (aka "Stars and Garters' one and only regular ") pondered the question here of who is responsible for the property damage caused by your average superhuman skirmish, particularly in the DCU, and how it is paid for and insured.
Which inspired me to pose a follow-up question:
What about the heroes' part in rebuilding?
Sure, in the aftermath of the big battles we usually see Superman or the JLA or the JSA helping out with the cleanup and the search-and-rescue efforts, clearing out the debris and locating survivors trapped under rubble.
But when all that is done, what part do the heroes play in reconstructing the destroyed buildings and the damaged landmarks? In the golden and silver ages, when someone like, say, Superman or Captain Marvel or The Flash, got into a battle and a building was destroyed or damaged, he'd generally come back and reconstruct or repair the building in nothing flat. Things were a lot simpler back then.
Take Superman, for example. Suppose he gets into a battle with Metallo and the fight brings down an entire building. Well, we don't actually have to suppose because this battle was actually depicted in SUPERMAN#1 by John Byrne and Terry Austin back in 1986. What Byrne & Co. didn't show was the cleanup and reconstruction. Assuming Superman's powers snapped back in time (he was exposed to Green Kryptonite for a prolonged period), what was his next move? Did he take part in the bank's rebuilding? Did he rebuild it singlehandedly, did he merely aid the construction crew, or was he even allowed to participate at all?
What is Superman's union status, anyway? Is he "duly unionized" in the same way he is duly deputized by the city of Metropolis? Is he an "honorary" union member?
And even bypassing the union question, what if Superman does reconstruct a building himself, but he makes a mistake (say, a faulty staircase) and someone gets hurt? Is Superman liable for damages?
Or, for the most extreme case, go back to a mid-1990's Superman storyline called "The Fall Of Metropolis", in which one of Luthor's henchmen bombs the city and virtually destroys it. In the conclusion, Zatanna reconstructs the city using Perry White's memories of it as a blueprint. But Perry doesn't have Super-Memory. And he's a newspaperman, not a trained architect. What if there were glitches in Zee's "reconstruction" which caused property to be destroyed or people to get hurt. Would Zatanna be liable for the damages? Would Perry?
And, being inspired by Sally P, I have to ask a funny Hal Jordan question: What happened the first time Hal tried to reconstruct a building without realizing/remembering that the "green nails" he used to keep everything in place were only temporary?
Monday, June 23, 2008
Death of a Comedy Hero
While other comedians of the era used blue humor as a crutch, Carlin wielded it like a virtuoso playing a violin. Here are some memorable Carlinian one-liners:
"A man attempting to walk around the world... drowned today."
"Got into an argument with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard "Snap - Crackle - Fuck him!"
"What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?"
"Isn't it unnerving when doctors call what they do "practice"?
" I remember something my grandfather once told me. He said 'Kid, I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandmother.' Gramps was always an honest kind of guy."
"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"
So long, George. Hope you've found that final place for your stuff.