Friday Night Fights: One Panel of Pain - Round 9: Hal Jordan Gets "Nailed"
For Round 9 of One Panel of Pain , we feature JLA: The Nail by Alan Davis & Mark Farmer, which asks the question: "What would happen in the DCU if Ma and Pa Kent's truck had struck a nail and gotten a blowout that prevented them from finding baby Kal-El?"
Apparently, one of the things that would happen is that Hal Jordan would get kicked into the dirt by....Jimmy Olsen.
In fairness, I will point out that it's really Elseworlds Hal, and that Jimmy has been enhanced by artificial Kryptonian DNA.
Still counts, though.
(Special thanks to Sky of Blue.)