Friday, July 08, 2011

Friday Night Fights: Repeat Rehash Revenge - Round 12: Bad Little Supermen Get Their Ears Boxed!

Welcome to our final round of the Friday Night Fights: Repeat Rehash Revenge bout, there the main rule is that we have to use a fighter from our previous round's fight. Last week, Jonah Hex busted a Kryptonite cap in Superman's Kryptonian ass, so this week I'm bringing back Big Blue..... but I'm not going to make it much easier for him!

Tonight's fight comes from Wonder Woman#219, the conclusion to the "Sacrifice" crossover, written by Greg Rucka and drawn by Karl Kerschl and Rags Morales. The situation? Well, imagine that Maxwell Lord has mind-controlled Superman against you. Now imagine he's done so by making Supes think that not only are you Doomsday, but that you're also a Doomsday who's just brutally killed Lois Lane.


How do you handle it? Well, if you're Wonder Woman, you handle it...pretty damn well!


Wait for it......

Wait for it......

Hell, the concussion's ringing in my ears, and I'm just reading the damn thing!

You think that's bad? I'm not even showing the part where she slits his throat long distance with her tiara, or the part where she concludes the story by, uh.....

Courtesy of ISB Classic

....helping Max Lord perfect his Linda Blair impression.

Hardcore, Amazon Princess. Hardcore! So much so that this week's fight song comes from Mick Jagger.

For more final-round fisticuffs, click here. And don't forget to vote! You wouldn't want Wonder Woman mad at you!