Friday, December 19, 2014

Friday Night Fights: Ghost - Round 10: (Giant) Snakes On A Plane!

For tonight's round of Friday Night Fights: Ghost, I'm going to demonstrate, with the help of Travis Morgan aka The Warlord, how pilot training can come in handy in very unusual ways, courtesy of Warlord#3 by Mike Grell.

Synopsis: While trying to capture an elusive unicorn, Travis Morgan is ambushed by a tribe of Lizard Men who have been worshiping Morgan's crashed plane as their war god. (No, really.) The Lizard Men plan to kill him as a sacrifice to their new "deity" to make them invincible in war. This killing is then interrupted by the rise of their old god. Who just happens to be a giant golden snake. Luckily, Morgan's lieutenant Machiste comes to his rescue.

To prevent Machiste from becoming Purina Giant Snake God Chow, the Warlord scrambles through the plane looking for his survival kit. 

He finds the kit -- and the gun inside, and emerges from the cockpit ready to go all Samuel L. Jackson on this giant snake's @$$.....

.....but unfortunately for him.....

Since the guns aren't doing much more than annoying the giant beast, Morgan decides to try using a different weapon.

You've seen Friday Night Fighters win by the seat of their pants before, but I bet you've never seen one win by the seat of their plane.

Tonight's fight music is this aereonautic aria by Shiny Toy Guns.

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