Thursday, June 26, 2008

My "Most 90's Cover Ever" Submission

Once again, Chris Sims comes up with a cool contest, and once again I'm sucked in.

I know I've probably lost already, but here goes nothin'....

I submit this cover as "Most 90's Cover Ever" because:

1. It has "Blood" in the title.

2. It has "Strike" in the title.

3. It has a guy in a Wolverine-style mask.

4. The leader of this group is wearing pouches, thigh straps, a Zartan mask, and about 100 pounds of weaponry on his back.

5. Plus, he has an ass-length ponytail.

5. It was drawn by Liefeld stand-in Dan Frega, which means....

6. The women have massive... endowments, waist sizes that suggest a complete lack of internal organs, and a serious case of scoliosis.

7. Tiny feet. Tiny, badly drawn feet.

8. EX-TREME!!!

9. It's an Image comic.


At 7:24 AM , Blogger SallyP said...

Oh GOD...the art! My eyes are actually bleeding.

Nice choice...painful, but an excellent example of just what was SO wrong with the '90's. Really, whatever possessed us?

At 12:09 AM , Blogger Billy said...

Wolverine style mask? That outright IS Wolverine. Wow.


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