The "Cooch Cover" That Wasn't

There's a lot of uproar over this cover:

The problem is that people think that what's underneath the skirt is either her underwear or her bare "unmentionables" heavily silhouetted.

Sorry, folks, I'm just not seeing it.

It looks more like a leotard design, commonly worn by acrobats, gymnasts and dancers. Sure, the material is obviously glossier than your standard leotard (judging by the top of the garment), but it's clearly a one-piece in the leotard style.

Minds out of the gutter, folks.