Friday Night Fights: Wildcat - Round 5: Cowboys And Vampires!
For tonight's round of Friday Night Fights: Wildcat, I'm giving you a matchup you don't see every day: Cowboys vs. vampires!
Tonight's fanged funfest is brought to you by Dracula Lives#17 by Tony Isabella and Tony DeZuniga. Synopsis: An aging ex-sheriff-turned-bounty-hunter has been hired by a rich old man to hunt and kill the vampires who killed the old man's son. The trail leads the bounty hunter (identified in this story as only "The Marshal"), straight to Castle Dracula. After dispatching some vampire flunkies and the beautiful vampire the son had been pursuing, the Marshal turns his attention to ol' Vlad himself. But then Drac surprises the Marshal (and us) with some cunning legalese:
The Marshal pauses to reflect upon the Lord Of The Vampires' legal advice...
...before deciding to do this.
Wait, is he turning his back on ol' Drac?
Eat silver buckshot, Count!
Turns out, the Marshal had found a little legal loophole of his own.
In honor of tonight's vampiric vanquishing, tonight's fright music comes courtesy of the Arctic Monkeys.
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