Friday Night Fights: Marvelous - Round 9: Puck You!
Tonight's round of Friday Night Fights: Marvelous will teach you an important lesson: It's the little guys you've gotta watch out for.
In this case, the little guy in question is Eugene Judd aka Puck from the Canadian super-team Alpha Flight.
Synopsis: It's a typical afternoon at Corky's Tavern and Mary, the waitress, has her hands full dealing with some obnoxious and "grabby" customers.
Unfortunately for the Gropey Hand Gang there, the bouncer at Corky's also happens to be the aforementioned Puck.
Mr. Judd intervenes, but the punks don't exactly take him seriously.
Grabby Guy#2 doesn't take the hint from what happened to Grabby Guy#1, and....
The above barroom brawl comes from 1983's Alpha Flight#1, written and drawn by Puck's equally feisty fellow Canadian, John Byrne. In honor of the valuable lesson Puck taught those two doofuses, tonight's fight song is this classic by The Georgia Satellites.
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Now get the Puck out of here!