Friday, August 14, 2009

Friday Night Fights: G7 - Fight Music! Round 12: A Public Service Announcement


On behalf of Friday Night Fights: G7! Round 12, here's a special public service announcement to all you young people out there:


Don't take drugs.


Especially not heroin.


Especially if your mentor is Oliver Queen.


Tonight we demonstrate why with some musical accompaniment by The Dandy Warhols:



I never thought you'd be a junkie.....



....because HEROIN IS SO PASSE!!


Lyrics to "Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth" by The Dandy Warhols:

I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
But today
If you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain
You're insane
And you're a fool who hasn't paid attentionto a word that I say
In a way
I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe

So passe
Nowaday
You never thought you'd get addicted
Just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say
Shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay
In a way
I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Ahh, ahh, ahh

Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Ahh, ahh, hey, hey


The above display of Ollie's stellar parenting skills (including his apparent reading of "The Jim Aparo Guide to Drug Intervention") is brought to you courtesy of Green Lantern/Green Arrow#86, written and drawn by the legendary team of Denny O'Neil, Neal Adams, and Dick Giordano.

By the way, don't worry about Roy "Speedy" Harper. He got clean...and got some payback:


Spacebooger says "Just say no."

2 Comments:

At 2:21 PM , Blogger SallyP said...

Do it, Roy! Hit him again! You know you WANT to!

 
At 2:09 AM , Blogger Joanna said...

The success of drug intervention programs results from a combined effort of families, friends and a professional drug interventionist.

 

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