Friday Night Fights: Maxim - Round 7: Nobody Catches Karate Kid Twice!

For tonight's round of Friday Night Fights: Maxim, I'm going to demonstrate a valuable lesson that you can learn at the expense of Pharoxx, Princess Projectra's evil cousin who has taken over her Medieval home planet of Orando.

The lesson?

That you can catch Karate Kid off-guard with your fancy magical pyrotechnics once...

...but NOBODY catches him TWICE!


That's our Karate Kid -- once bitten, twice shy! (And with that, let's cue tonight's fight music from Ian Hunter.)


Tonight's martial arts schooling comes courtesy of Legion of Super-Heroes#288, written by Paul Levitz and beautifully illustrated by Keith Giffen and Bruce Patterson. I'm going Legion tonight because last week, against all logic, Namor getting punched through a window somehow trumped a battle royale between Spider-Man and Powdered Toast Man. Crazy, huh?


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