A Special Catwoman "Public Announcements"

***ATTENTION, OVERZEALOUS DEFENDERS OF THE CATWOMAN#0 COVER!***


You seem to be laboring under three blatant misconceptions:


Misconception#1: That the mere act of criticizing something you like is a major violation of your First Amendment rights.


It's not. It's merely the critics expressing their First Amendment rights. That's the thing too many people frequently forget about First Amendment rights: Other people get them, too.


Misconception#2: That all the critics hate sexiness or cheesecake.


That's an overgeneralization. Cheesecake is fine when done well. When not done well, it can look degrading and, well, often physically impossible.


Misconception#3: That this is actually a sexy Catwoman.

Honestly? It's not.

She looks like she's been stuffed into a trash compactor. It's as if somebody forgot to tell artist Guillem March that Selina is supposed to be a master thief and not a master CONTORTIONIST. That pose is supposed to look seductive, but frankly, it just looks fucking PAINFUL.

So no, that's not a sexy Catwoman.

THIS is a sexy Catwoman.