FNF Presents: “The Black Friday Brawl!” - The REAL Batman/Joker Deal!

Welcome to this special Friday Night Fights Prize Fight entitled "The Black Friday Brawl!". Our host Spacebooger has given us one special rule for tonight's post-Thanksgiving punchout: It must be a fight scene featuring a fight where the color black is present and noticeable almost to the point of being overbearing.

So I thought: What better choice for a comic having near-overbearing black colors than one named Batman: Black And White?

Tonight's ebony-heavy embroglio comes to us from Batman: Black And White#2. Remember that Batman fanfiction story from a few weeks back called "Batman: The Deal" that revealed that the real secret behind Batman and the Joker's relationship was that....you may want to sit down, because this is a really radical concept....they.....wait for it.....needed each other? Oh, and it ended with a Bill Hicks monologue to show us how edgy it was. (No, not the extremely NSFW one about Rush Limbaugh, thankfully.)Well, tonight's story, courtesy of writer Neil Gaiman and artist Simon Bisley, sheds a light on the real deal with the nature of the Caped Crusader and the Clown Prince Of Crime's bond to each other:

Co-workers slaving away for a certain major multimedia conglomerate.

Nice touch, Mr. Gaiman!

So off to the Green Room goes our Dark Knight, where he waits with a certain green-haired (you'll have to just take my word for it here) gentleman.

Ok, now time to see how that rehearsed scene plays out.


Annnd..... ACTION!

Ok, if everything above didn't drive the black in this fight to almost overbearing levels....

....get a load of who's directing it.

And did you really think tonight's fight music for the "Black Friday Brawl" would be from someone OTHER than Steely Dan? Au contraire!

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