Goin' To The Chapel And...Well, You Know..

Can you guess where I'm going to be today?

Here's a hint:

Hopefully, it'll be like this...

...and not like this...

....and especially not like this:

See ya!

Friday Night Fights: G7 - Fight Music! Round 12: A Public Service Announcement


On behalf of Friday Night Fights: G7! Round 12, here's a special public service announcement to all you young people out there:


Don't take drugs.


Especially not heroin.


Especially if your mentor is Oliver Queen.


Tonight we demonstrate why with some musical accompaniment by The Dandy Warhols:

I never thought you'd be a junkie.....

....because HEROIN IS SO PASSE!!


Lyrics to "Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth" by The Dandy Warhols:

I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
But today
If you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain
You're insane
And you're a fool who hasn't paid attentionto a word that I say
In a way
I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe

So passe
Nowaday
You never thought you'd get addicted
Just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say
Shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay
In a way
I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Ahh, ahh, ahh

Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Ahh, ahh, hey, hey


The above display of Ollie's stellar parenting skills (including his apparent reading of "The Jim Aparo Guide to Drug Intervention") is brought to you courtesy of Green Lantern/Green Arrow#86, written and drawn by the legendary team of Denny O'Neil, Neal Adams, and Dick Giordano.

By the way, don't worry about Roy "Speedy" Harper. He got clean...and got some payback:

Spacebooger says "Just say no."

Friday Night Fights: G7 - Fight Music! Round 11: All You Zombies!



All you zombies show your faces


All you people in the street....

All you sittin' in high places...





...The pieces gonna fall on you!!

The above, uh, headbanging in Round 11 is from Marvel Zombies 4 #1, featuring the Marvel Zombieverse version of Deadpool. As you can see, this version of our favorite Merc With A Mouth is...well...just a fraction of his former self, but he's still got a lot of bite. Our fight music is, of course, "All You Zombies" by The Hooters.

Unlike Zombie Deadpool, Spacebooger knows enough to quit while he's a head.